there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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