After last night, I could never be a politician.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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