But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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