TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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