He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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