East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
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I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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