so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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