No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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