Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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