Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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