would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
only you would photoshop your dick
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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