Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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