I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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