what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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