Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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