you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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