How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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