Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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