and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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