Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Randomize
