I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
one might say we're banned from that church
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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