So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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