Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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