I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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