How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
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Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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