susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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