It's just like the Real World with babies
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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