I puked a lego.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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