i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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