"it" just moved
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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