i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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