I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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