after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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