Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Sorry about my life...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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