so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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