i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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