You can't special order awesome
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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