This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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