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Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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