you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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