so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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