I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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