check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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