we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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