Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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