White coat. Heels.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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