I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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