Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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