The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
you made out with another girl for some wings
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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