All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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