I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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