I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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