Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Michael Bay diarrhea
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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