Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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